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(no subject) [Apr. 21st, 2005|02:19 pm]
It's Florence Villa, Really

cantabulous
Hester: "[apropos of utterly fucking nothing] Emperor Palpatine is sexier than the pope!"

Liz "The pope looks pretty frisky"


Oh my god.
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I think there's something Roger isn't telling us [Feb. 15th, 2005|09:16 pm]
It's Florence Villa, Really

despotliz
cantabulous: I think if I were a boy, I'd do Lissy.
The rest of the house: ...
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Last thing i EVER expected... [Jan. 31st, 2005|09:23 pm]
It's Florence Villa, Really

cantabulous
Cantab: "That still doesn't account for the money"
Giles "Been selling your body for money again, and forgotten"
Cantab "Umm... I've only forgotten having sex once, and -"
Heter "Well there was that timne you woke up with a couple hundred dollar bills in your anus..."
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(no subject) [Jan. 14th, 2005|10:40 pm]
It's Florence Villa, Really

cantabulous
Roger: "Oh Hester, been at the child-whores again?"
Hester: "Only the little ones!"
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We Rule Christmas [Dec. 27th, 2004|09:51 am]
It's Florence Villa, Really

demona_hw
[music |Brahms' Second Racket]

Christmas eve was spent in the company of large quantities of port and red wine, and Priscilla: Queen of the Desert and The Rocky Horror Picture Show. We camped and sang and I was sick; Roger spent Christmas morning clearing the kitchen sink drain (thank you, darling).

Still, I was well enough to set to cooking, and frankly I don't see what this fuss is over Christmas lunch: with the exception of the last ten minutes, it's a piece of cake. Also, my brandy sauce rocked. Then when I came to re-heat it I was a little the worse for drink, left it burning on the hob and ruined it. For a short time, it was godly.

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I've forgotten all the choice quotes of the evenings, again.
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(no subject) [Dec. 20th, 2004|11:50 pm]
It's Florence Villa, Really

demona_hw
Mark at his birthday party. Note the tree! The pretty, pretty sparkling tree! It now has a blue soft toy on top, which was one of Liz's presents to me.

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Speaking of blue soft toys, I gave my goat a sponge bath, and then spun him in the tumble drier. He is indeed less blue, but I think he looks a little more forlorn now.

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And finally, the latest culinary addition to the photo diary: Roger's Christmas message to us all, delivered via the medium of pie:

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(no subject) [Dec. 16th, 2004|10:57 pm]
It's Florence Villa, Really

demona_hw
Random selection of housewarming photos.
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(no subject) [Dec. 14th, 2004|09:44 pm]
It's Florence Villa, Really

despotliz
Hester: I'm going to have a shower ... even though I don't wanna.
Me: Giles, are you forcing Hester to shower?
Giles: No, actually.

...

Liz: That sounded really dirty.
Roger: Yeah.
Mark: What was that? Roger and Giles are showering together?
Giles: And I'm supposed to be ther dirty one.
Hester: No, I'm dirty. That's why I'm having a shower.

Also, results of the house Asperger's test: we're all pedants, and we think about sex toys too much.
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